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I am a Cincinnati guy looking to move again. I’m considering Denver, Nashville, L.A., and Seattle. Where to?

I have lived in Australia, California, Ohio, and Kentucky. I have been in Cincy for the past two years working as a copywriter and really want to get out again. The places I have mentioned are obviously very different. I am open to careers in screenwriting, non-profit work, and continued work in Advertising. I loved living in San Diego, but there weren’t many opportunites. I don’t know if I can handle living L.A. (due to traffic and other problems), but there are so many opportunies for creative professionals. I’ve never spent much time in Denver or Seattle. I love Nashville, though only spent a few days there. I guess I wouldn’t be opposed to SF, either.

Here is a list of musts: Job opps, friendly people, diversity, scenery and outdoor activities, arts scene, and good nightlife. Your help is much appreciated.

well i guess opinions split ! i would NOT recommend to move to seattle ! the weather sucks ! and its just sooo boring ! well i grew up in germany thats probally why i find it soo boring….

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